amendments! amendments! amendments! lots of yelling about amendments these days

some folks say they can yell and insult anyone anything or whatever they please and not get the shit kicked out of them

some folks want to shoot guns all the time, point their guns and kill the bad guy de jour

everybody get guns! they scream and when they do they are mad when someone shoots them

we Uncle Sam folks have had amendments for a long while-some good- some not so good, it depends who you are

we had one called the Eighteenth

it sucked

it said no beer, whiskey, gin, vodka or even moon shine

people drank more

poor men got rich

people got shot and yelled

finally we folks of our dear Uncle Sam said enough

this is stupid

we changed it for our own good

the end